Category Archives: Jokes

Fired worker awarded damages

Got a new boss? After many years of good performance ratings, are you suddenly receiving warning letters about your performance? Are they telling you if things do not improve you may be disciplined or terminated? Many people in this situation … Continue reading

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Bosses

Bosses seem to be depicted as a having many different faults and flaws in movies and film.
One flaw i hate most is that bosses and authority figures tend to think they know everything, and they even think they know every little detail about your life. Also, they don’t care what is goingon in your personal life. Continue reading

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Once again

Okay so I guess your sister is part of you, genetics stuff like that. I for one think that that’s where the similarities stop, my sister and I NEVER get along…okay well we do have our moments but their not … Continue reading

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Complains about us?

Type your complaint in here:

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Complaints collection 1

The following are real extracts from actual complaint letters sent to various councils and housing associations

  • 1. "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."
  • 2. "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage, and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence."
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Noah’s Ark

The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “In six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build an ark.” And, in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications for the ark. “OK,” Noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints, “I’m your man.”

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The Elephant, the Jiraffe and the hen

It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.

The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!”

The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet!”

Next the giraffe complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me!”

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British Complaint Letter

This is a supposed "real" letter of complaint to NTL that has been doing the rounds on the internet for a few years now.

Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your four-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, telephone, and alarm monitoring. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Continue reading

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Read on Feedback and suggestion boxes

Forest Service Feedback

  1. "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
  2. "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Continue reading
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What did you say???

Extracted from real complaints:

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